Department Stores

Alright...
I hate department stores,
Boscovs
Macys
Jc Pennys
Sears
YOU NAME IT
I HATE IT!

For example... Today we went on down to the good ol' Salisbury mall. I agreed to go, because I, A: got to drive there, and B: i got to eat at Chic-a-Filia <--YUM!

So we pull into KHOLES and of course EVERY parking spot is filled, exept the ones all the way in the back. *yay?* finally we walk all the way to the store to find that the door we tried to go in was being fixed for repair, so we had to go all the way to the other door. After getting in the store, I get bombarded with the scent of Mold, cleaning products, Laundry detergent, and that Nursing home smell. (you know what i mean?) so I go help my sister pick out clothes, by saying random things like "yes," or "no it makes you look fat" things like that. To be honest I had no idea what i was looking for. Every shirt she tried on looked EXACTLY the same to me!
OH! and another thing.. I Was ALLERGIC to that ENTIRE clothing department!!!!!
The whole time I was in that store EVERYBODY who saw me thought I was crying because my eyes were watering so much. This one old lady walked over to me, PUT HER HAND ON MY SHOULDER and asked "are you ok young man?"

EEW and another thing I hate about malls is the walking! for example, my sister was in Vicky's secret, (yeah like i really wanted to go in there) so naturally i went on over to the apple store and told her to meet me at American eagle in 30 minutes.

The 30 minutes passed

I walked all the way across the mall to get to her

To find nobody there

So then I walked over to Victoria's

She wasn't there

So i went back to the apple store on the other side,

NOTHING!

she finally called me, saying "ooh Mike, sorry! I saw a pretzel stand and just HAD to get one!"

great, my sister had me running all over the mall for a stupid Pretzel!

Well that about wraps this blog up. sorry it wasn't as entertaining as my other ones.. D: go read them :P lol Nothing really interesting happens to me until I get to school!
Stay tuned for upcoming Band camp blogs!

Stick it to the man.

teenagers tend to not think before they speak, Its one of our many weaknesses. However, for those of you who do happen to have your filters turned on (unlike me... oops) I'm 100% positive that you all think comical things in your head, that you normally would not say O_o am i right?

take today in math class:

my teacher politely asked me to take a note down to Media Broadcasting at our school... instead of saying " MY GOD LADY?! THATS HALF A MILE!" i politely agreed, and cheerfully walked out the classroom door. ever wonder what would happen if we "stuck it to the man?" me too, ._.

another good example is in one of my classes a complete "S.L.U.T." asked for a sip of my water, then without my consent, took a large back-washy sip of my half-full water. Great, now i have STD's all over my newly purchased water.

....needles to say, i let her keep the water after that, and told her that was the most disgusting thing i have seen in my life, other than Obama becoming president.

JUST KIDDING!- honestly, if Obama is reading this, change is good, and i didn't really say that to her!

Teens could rule the world if we all Stuck it to the man... But the world would suck, because hormonally in-stable losers would be controlling what is now known as the free world. yeah i just stuck it to the man, What now ?? :o

bite me ^_^

~*Mike

P.S sorry this blog was strange O_O hopefully somewhat entertaining?

Bomb! ? what the heck...

What is this?...WHY yes, yes , this is another blog !

Welcome!

allot has happened since my last post. for example, my DSTP standardised testing is over...(finally) and i am free to relax! (yea right) it's not that late O_O Tara really wanted me to write another one of these... anyway getting back on topic.. THE TEST IS OVER! ... or is it ? during the middle of our writing prompt portion of the test (which was a stupid stand alone prompt were we had to write about an event in our life that had changed us for the better...yeah, AS IF ?) the principals voice came over the loud speaker, he calmly told us that we were to put our response booklet inside our testing booklet and evacuate the building (school) to the football fields, immediately... after repeating himself almost eleven times, our teacher made us wait in the class room until ALL of the other people had left the building, honestly if this was a bomb threat (which we later found out it was) we were all going to die... seriously?

after arriving onto the football fields we loose our teacher, and have no idea what to do... naturally nobody was supposed to know the school was undergoing a bomb threat, so of course EVERYBODY already knew, and some occasionally began to panic. so here i sit, outside in the cold, muddy bleachers waiting for my doom..literally, when none other than a plane comes soaring over the foot ball field

yeah.. i thought the same thing

A BOMB PLANE!! AAAHHH EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

but it wasn't...

Honestly, People, stupid move by our school! "hey everyone lets put all the students and staff in One place outside all crammed together in an even MORE cramped area, what a great idea?" hmm... not so much!

Of course students began to call their parents with their cell phones, the teachers couldn't do anything about it because we ALL had our cell phones out .

HA! what now school rules.

my bio chem teacher went ballistic

we also enjoyed a delicious chocolate Muffin provided by our friend Bree, seriously, if that was going to be my last meal! it sure would have been OK with me, the muffin was the best thing i have ever tasted :D really, it was go buy a fudge muffin and try to tell me its not amazing

to conclude this blog, i would like to give a shout out to Katofawesome, and her sister! for enlightening my evenings with there funny Twitter updates !

i could have made this better :(

_.-^*mike.../

Interesting?

just got back from watching a very good play called gypsy. it was great until the end.

here's what happened:

Its a story about a lady who has two daughters, one she loves and one she doesn't. she is always pushing her daughters into circus acts, making them make money for her, infusing their minds with fake dreams of fame. then, After the good , pretty daughter leaves and allopes with some

dude she finds (hmm that's unexpected), the mom transforms her other neglected daughter into what the other one used to be. finally she had her spotlight! in the end the daughter who her mother neglected as a child turned into a stripper :D

Yeah! i know, i thought the ending was strange too..

Pretty odd... HEY i just used the name of one of my favorite CD's without intentionally doing it ! haa! what time is it ? nine in the afternoon:o OK sorry nobody will get that joke unless they listen to PanicAtTheDisco.

Moving on--->

in band class today Erica played the oboe! and she got to sit next to me :D lol i was amazed at how quickly she learned. We hated the sight-reading warm ups.

sorry this blog sucks. I wish i had a dollar for every sucky blog i write. hmmmm guess I'd be dirt poor :D Just kidding. i have a total of how many now? four? three? five? although on Monday i get to look forward to the reading portion of the standardised state testing! Lucky me!! i sure do want to spend hours reading, then filling out multiple choice problems :D every year its always the same. the prompts we have to read usually fall under the following three categories:

1-boring and stupid

2-super-boring

3-drill my eyes out please!

yep... that's how bad it is. last year on the writing prompt portion of it i had to write an a letter to my Governor describing my opinion on child curfews... honestly?!! people this is America!. we have no curfew. plus our Governor was an idiot. she was the person who makes us take such stupid tests in the first place! ha I'd like to See her try to sit through one of those prompts... she would end up writing a letter to herself!

so... we took a field trip to the governors office in elementary school!

interesting place...

her Secretary some scary pointy shoulder lady took us in to the governor's office wile she was "out to lunch" the whole office was pink. and smelled bad. and she had a picture of a donkey with pictures of her co-workers heads placed around it. various pictures were on the donkeys butt, apparently the woman we formerly elected to be OUR governor was playing "pin people i hate- on the donkey" in her office. how fun!

well... night all, sorry this blog wasn't that exiting

but to make up for loss of creativity! here's a picture of my dog!

well! good night everyone. gonna sleep now! like my dog!! no its not dead , its sleeping.

hmmm...what exactly is this?

i want a sandwich... I'm so hungry but i dint feel like moving t the moment. once again its late. cant sleep.

WHY CANT I SLEEP?!?!?!

so... i figured i would write another blog... likewise, oh by the way the clock on my blog is messed up? for some reason it thinks i live in another timezone.. so if this says its 7:00pm.. its actually 11, no I'm not one of those people who thinks seven at night is incredibly late!

I kinda want to put pictures on here. but I honestly don't care enough about it.

not that blogging isn't awesome...

it just takes allot more time....

Why do i keep skipping so many darn lines??? there are the kind of people in life who skip lines, and the kind of people who single space everything! i tend to think I'm in the middle?
today i finally finished my standardized math test!!! :D i did excellent on written responses and absolutely terrible on multiple choice, hope i don't fail :S i atleast got to use a calculator this time.
yes... the answer is yes! i am paranoid :D the world needs paranoid OCD people, if we weren't around who do you think would have invented bendy straws? try slurping your McDonald's sweet tea without a bendy straw? yeah... thought so! WHAT?!?!

but that's off topic... (is there a topic) my cat just bit me, it hurt.. so i kicked her

just kidding i didn't kick her

tomorrow i have to give an oral book report! YAY i get to humiliate myself in front on people who I'd like to call my peers! (meh ._.) there are classes where i like the people in them, and then there are the classes (like English) where i have nobody to talk to... although, i guess I'll be doing all the talking tomorrow since i have a book report to recite!! OH happy day!
I'm still quite hungry, my sister ate a bowl of cereal before she went to bed. wish i had. but i didn't.

Bye!
Mike./''

11:00 pm randomness

well... here i am :o again its very late... haha i have math Exams tomorrow, and yet, I still cant fall asleep! Curse you daylight savings!!! didn't Ben Franklin invent daylight savings? heck if i know. i wanna start vlogging, but i hate watching myself in videos. Today at school i had to take part one to this ridiculous standardised test, i wasn't allowed to use a calculator at all! (not that i need one ) it just makes life easier. The test was on this stupid crap i learned back in 6th grade, most people think, "wow that must be easy if you learned it all like 5 years ago in 6th grade!" (you'd think!) yeah... this wasn't the case, naturally i didn't remember anything from middle school. aww shucks folks! i probably failed everything that didn't have to do with geometry, algebra, or probability! who cares about stem and leaf plot graphs, or pentagrams? honestly if there is a single person who knows how to read a box and whisker-plot graph please give me a tweet on twitter! honestly, i bet there is a Mr. math meanie pants who sits around in some big comfy chair making up ways to complicate the minds of younger, un-corrupted high-school aged teenagers! Lucky me :o on the bus today nothing interesting happened. Although, a girl almost missed her stop because she fell asleep. well! i think its past my bedtime - as if ? ?? Night all!! until next time! A deux

So I made a blog?

hmmm... well i did it, i made myself a blog. Swore i never would... yet here i am. Got nothin to blog about :( i guess i could tell you my day: first I woke up, then i rode the bus to school (my bus driver scares me ) and then i got to school and went to band class to find out that I now have to play a Solo on the Tenor.... CRAP another thing i need to learn ._. but im exited about it too :o after band the day is all blurry, probably because it was just so incredibly booring :o well.. guess thats it!

Untill next time :]